IDEAS
There’s a million things I haven’t done, but just you wait
Idea #1
A new kitchen utensil to aid the scambling of eggs, it's simple really, made of silicone with asoft spiral surrounded by lots of small internal paddles (a bit like a hair brush) heat-resistant of course so it can be used directly in the pan without scratching the pan.
Working title for it is 'The Scramble Wand'
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Idea #2
MEGASCRABBLE Join together four Scrabble boards overlapping the outer row of each. The triple word score in the centre now becomes the starting square and the original starting squares of each board become double letter tiles. All four bags of letter tiles are consolidated into a larger bag (a cushion cover works well)
For more extreme Scrabbling increase the default amount of tiles per person to 9.
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Idea #3
A musical called 'DOGS'.. .. It's no brainer and would be a guaranteed West End hit. Take the plot and songs from Cats and make it about dogs.
I WILL SUE YOU IF YOU DO IT BEFORE ME. This note is evidence I thought of the idea first.
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Idea #4
Teest on Bean ... Culinary experiment. The opposite of beans on toast. Lots of little toasts (or teest) on a single giant bean. Giant bean can be created by draining and mulching a tin of baked beans and reforming the paste into a large bean shape.
The sauce needs to be whatever the opposite of tomato sauce is. Mustard?
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Idea #5
Corduroy trousers but the grain goes horizontally rather than vertically. This one needs to happen, I really don't mind if someone else does it i just want to wear them out and about to be quite honest!
I Love Corduroy, always have, always will ..
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Idea #6
Waterloo Road merch - Everyone seems to love Waterloo Road. Contact BBC about obtaining merchandise rights and set up a print on demand shop selling T-shirts, mugs etc. Get Tim's son to help with the website.
Ask about other rights such as Line of Duty
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Idea #7
Screenplay: SPOOKLET! Thread together elements of the popular films Babe and Casper the Friendly Ghost to create a story about a friendly ghost piglet.
Could be turned into a musical
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Idea #8
Idea for a song: Basically The Blue Danube by Strauss II but instead of going dee dee doo doo at the end of every bar it goes doo doo dee dee.
Strauss has been dead for over a hundred years. Zero risk of him coming after me
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Idea #9
Dating website that matches people based on how allergic they are to various things. Ensures no same two allergy sufferers end up in a relationship together which could endanger them as a couple.
SAVES LIVES
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Idea #10
Idea for a football team formation. Instead of 4-4-2 or 4-5-1, why not try 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1? Basically a human conveyor belt delivering the ball directly into the opponents goal.
I believe this could revolutionise the game
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Idea #11
A new Revel: banana creme
To replace raisin
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Idea #12
Phantom of the Opera pinball machine. It's high time I made this a reality. The high score zone is inside the phantom's mind - represented by a pulsating phantom brain which rises from the the Phantoms head when you get two balls in each of his eye mask holes.
Contact Heighway Pinball about selling rights - I want this thing!
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