1. He's got low IQ
2. he smells of dust
3. He's a budget-level rodent
4. He like old coins
5. He has bad teeth
6. He does not like music
7. He's a dumb nugget
8. He's a fluff-covered mistake
9. He failed every exam he ever took
10. He wets the bed
11. He's a poorly rendered mammal
12. He looks like a breadcrumb
13. He smells foul
14. He still uses dial-up internet
15. He's a disappointment to Andrew
16. He is a pointless nug
17 He is so thick
18. He has no emotional intelegence
19. He has no vibe whatsoever
20. One of his interests is 'carpets'
21. He hadn't heard of Joe Exotic
22. He is a terrible cook
23. He smells like oats
24. He is a breadcrumb with legs
25. He forgot my birthday
26. He has zero charisma
27. He is ranked worst hamster in the world
28. He can't work out how to hijack a car in GTA
29. He ruins every photo
30. He can't drive
31. He chews plastic and makes an annoying soundbr> 32. He suffers from anxiety
33. He has useless energy
34. He has one brain cell which clocks out at 3pm
35. He's often damp
35. He's an idiotic ugly furball nugget
36. He is living proof that nature has off-days

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